20 November 2013

Thank Goodness it’s Friday…payday for some people.

If you’re a Christian businessman who pays your employees today, let me encourage you to PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES.

This will make Jesus hA-ppy.

Some of you may have big week-end plans which involve repeating the word shunda-hai over and over again like some kind of Buddhist mantra, which is fine, but make certain you hand out the paychecks.

I...t would strange for somebody who is blessed and highly flavored and experiencing the most bountiful and abundant blessings of the Creator of the Universe to do otherwise. Don't cha think?

Don’t make me start quoting scripture verses again.

Have a nice day everyone!
I do not believe in reincarnation, but if I DID believe in reincarnation, I STILL would not believe in reincarnation.
"When you're right you're right, and when you're wrong you're wrong. But when you are right you are never ever wrong."

--anonymous modern day Pharisee and lover of Eisegesis.

Plato, who said, “the unexamined life is not worth living”, apparently never read Solomon et al who wrote, “everything is meaningless” . . . after examining HIS life.

It isn’t known when Solomon wrote this before or after getting married. But you’d think after the 700th marriage he’d have added an appendix to his ‘Meaningless Philosophy.’ And as far as history is known, no appendix or amendment has been discovered.

So.

Examine your life, but not TOO closely. And in the meantime…get a hobby.