23 January 2010

Today's Proverb

"Go with your gut feeling."

"Listen to your heart."

"What does your brain say?"

"Do what your nerves tell you."

If one tries to do the rational thing and listen to all these body parts, it is inevitable one will go mad. Ever notice how it's always the most rational people who lose it? People who eat, drink, and are constantly kept amused by the tv never go crazy. Perhaps they're simply listening to their colon...the one body part that is NEVER wrong.

1 comment:

kludge said...

you need to create a colon proverb...

Call it semicolon theorem or something equally thought provoking and superficially profound.