14 May 2010




"This is the minding other people's better business bureau telemarketing agency at an unknown location in America and various sites in Nigeria. How are you today?"

"Swell. And you?"

"Fine sir. We would like to yabba dadda yabba bubba ....."

"Sorry to interrupt, but I believe you have the wrong person. This is the U.S office of the Häagen-Dazs Proper Verb Conjugation Society. Where our motto is:

I Scream
You Scream
We All Scream for Ice Cream

So unless you are asking for advice on how to relieve ice cream headaches due to Cherry Garcia and other commonly mis-spelt words, I should like to bid you farewell and have an ice day. Good-bye."

(The above conversation is not an unusual occurrence in my life)... No kidding...

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