Dear Sir who owns the dog that tried to bite me as I was running down the road this morning,
Benjie is dead.
Due to a freak accident involving my car, a piece of hamburger, and an unforeseen twitch in my arm just as I was driving past your house, the dog formally known as the Fauna of Mordor is now laying peacefully in an unmarked ditch resting contently.
Yours Truly.
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