There is a most cool web site found at http://www.chimpage.com/index.html that allows one to generate interesting and sometimes thought provoking sayings.
Here are some I came up with. . .
The random fact generator: 44% of all toilet paper manufacturers are arsonists during the hours of darkness.
The secret society generator: The Golden Order of Clinically Insane Obsessive Compulsive Long Distance Lorry Drivers.
The fount of wisdom generator: Sometimes it's just not sensible to force someone to poke a crocodile in the eye with a stick whilst under the influence of alcohol.