16 February 2008

Will Seattle survive?

According to this, every Starbucks in the country will close it's doors for three hours. Not only will the doors be closed, but they'll be locked as well.


Apparently mediocrity has reared it'd ugly head and the servers have forgotten how to make the perfect coffee.

Three hours. Three hours of darkness in which the sun will be darkened, and the sea turned to blood. A day of apocalypticism. A caffeine-free era never experienced by those under 20-years-old.

Will Seattle survive?

They survived a Super Bowl loss and Mount St. Helens.

But Starbucks?

We shall see.

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