Anon

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime."

--Anonymous dead Chinese guy


"Give a wiggle a fish and he will eat it for breakfast. Teach a wiggle to fish, and soon he'll be planning his Bar Mitzah."

--Puddle E. Glum


"Ach-oo!"

--a nose