Time

At exactly 11:45 PM last night at work, I looked at one of the two bomb calorimeters in the lab and thought, "32 years. I have been on this planet a long time." Then I went outside to meet Lady Guinevere, got three quarters from a green Adidas jacket, and purchased a lemon-ade from a Pepsi machine for 60 cents. I poured the lemon-ade into an empty plastic water bottle and drank it.