On top of a dry and dusty shelf at the chemistry lab, can be found a calendar with an interesting fact for the day. Todays entry reads,
1. Day of the week most bank robberies occur: Friday
2. Amount stolen in average bank robbery: $5,000
3. Odds that a bank robber is apprehended: 3 in 4
What this means to me is that I have a 25% chance of getting a $5,000 bonus today, providing of course, whether or not I find that mask I always wear skiing. . .