19 January 2007


On top of a dry and dusty shelf at the chemistry lab, can be found a calendar with an interesting fact for the day. Todays entry reads,

1. Day of the week most bank robberies occur: Friday

2. Amount stolen in average bank robbery: $5,000

3. Odds that a bank robber is apprehended: 3 in 4

What this means to me is that I have a 25% chance of getting a $5,000 bonus today, providing of course, whether or not I find that mask I always wear skiing. . .

1 comment:

kludge said...

let me know if you need any help. I could use an extra $2500...