It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
A little later he created man in his image and placed him in what is now present-day Iraq.
The man fell asleep naming all the animals, so God made another person and gave it curves.
Now, men sleep a whole lot less and hardly talk at all.