01 Jan 2008, 2:57 PM, America
Today is my official 1st day here on the blue planet. Last night was extraodinary. As I drove home last night, I heard many small explosions and noticed an unusual number of people wandering around in various states of inebriation. The reports you sent me indicated Monday nights were fairly quiet, so I'm not exactly sure if the humans were celebrating something important or simply confused. Also, this morning a large number of people were seen running up and down the sidewalks in a great deal of pain. Again, I have no idea why.
A Stranger in a Strange Land