Thanks to the Kludge, I've been perusing random sentences in a personal quest for meaning. This site, here, lets you make up interesting and sometimes thought-provoking phrases that read like the Tibetan Book of Zen Ecclesiastes.
Some favorites:
Does the semantic employer combat the irritating rod?
I don't know, but I dreaded corporal punishment with those switches grandma beat me with. . .she taught English, btw.
Does a hero riot inside its permitted decay?
I think it has something to do with Superman talking to himself on the way to get a cavity filled.
A liquid insult runs before the highest principal.
Don't drink-especially before going to the principal's office.
The chap enlightens a freeing substitute without a body.
Aspartame is bad. Ghosts eating aspartame is even badder.
The suffering nature encloses a crazy choice.
The more bad choices in Life, the crazier your retirement years will be???
The ready idiot handicaps a zero universe.
Hmm. . .if the sum total of all the potential and kinetic energy in the universe is convertible to mass and everything tends to entropy and chaos, and Murphy's Law be true, then. . .aw heck. . .this requires too much higher math and hallucinogenic substances for me to understand.
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