11 August 2008

Advice

Dear Old Man who just nearly ran over me whilst getting my mail,

I don't know you're name but you should really watch where you're driving that boat of yours.

And just for the record, just because you have silver in your hair, gold in your teeth, stones in your kidneys, lead in your feet, and are full of natural gas. . .does not mean you are as valuable as you think you are.

Sincerely,

Me

2 comments:

Confessions of an unfinished faith... said...

reminds me of VietNam, I'm nearly killed everyday by the traffic. :)

Jason said...

Look on the bright side. . .you're developing your fast twitch muscle fibers.