Working in a chemistry lab after hours can be dangerous to your health.
That's not to say it is uninteresting.
For example, yesterday we discovered. . .sort of by accident. . .a novel way of destroying beakers by manufacturing a synthetic sugary lava-like substance, quite evil-smelling, with a pH of 1.
(Pics will be coming once the camera gets all the acid fumes removed)
We had a sign in the lab stating-Days without an accident.
That got depressing seeing all the ones and zeros so we changed it to-Days without any significant accidents.
This really didn't make us feel much better. So again the sign was changed to read-Weekend Days without any significant accidents.
Life was good for a time-moral reach new levels until we picked up more clients and started to work more weekends.
Naturally, the sign needed updating. This time it was amended to read-Significant Days without any Incidents.
You can only guess what happened.
To make a long story short, we decided with all the ex-hippies running around to call it-Significant Weekend Days without incense.
Now we are all living happily-ever after.
(Until somebody gets hurt)